Jul. 29th, 2009

bAAh!

Jul. 29th, 2009 11:30 pm
bohor: (Freaky!)
So this week I got an emAAil, or rather, an American Airlines AAirmail AAlert bulletin or whatever bullshit they call it (because I am a frequent flier mileage whore and they offered like 500 AA AAdvantage miles to sign up for it a few years ago). The email says they're holding a contest: "Help us name the new Facebook fare finder application and you could win eleventy thousand bAAzillion AAdvantage miles!!! AAct now you AAsholes!!!"

So I submitted fAAd as my suggestion. And I do not expect to get a response.

I think the cruelest thing about American Airlines is this: Imagine you're a semi-functional alcoholic, and up to now you've kind of kept your shit together, but it's all starting to come apart. Your performance at work is down, your wife is on the verge of leaving you, and more of your short-term memory is becoming an indistinct haze. In a fleeting moment of clarity you run to the computer and hastily type AA into a browser window...and...are...met with several affordable flights to Las Vegas.


Completely unrelated to this, I'd just like to note that warm Coca-Cola is not that good, and warm Diet Coke is really bad, but warm Caffeine-Free Diet Coke is just utterly vile.

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