bohor: (Death Valley 69)
Bohor ([personal profile] bohor) wrote2010-12-02 01:41 am

Meanwhile, in a distant customer service chat window...

Names have been changed to protect the innocent (and me).

MJ > Hello Bohor, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is MJ. Please give me one moment to review your information.

MJ > I appreciate you taking the time to contact us through Live Chat support. It is our privilege to provide you an exceptional and unparalleled customer service. By the way, how are you today?

Bohor > Fine. My back's a little sore. No big deal though. And you?

MJ > I see. I think you need a back massage for relief. :-)

Bohor > I DON'T THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE. ... Nah, I'm just kidding, that's cool. :-)

MJ > I'm doing good as well. Thank you for asking.

MJ > How may I assist you today?

Bohor > Well, I could really use a back massage, but barring that, I had a question about my bill.

And yes, it took every ounce of restraint I have not to use the phrase "happy ending" in this conversation.